Type Icon Isaac Asimov

my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.

Posted: Mon 10th March 2025

Type Icon Tom

When Star Trek says '...where no one as gone before' thye mean it the same what the East India compnay did.

Posted: Mon 10th March 2025

Type Icon Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Posted: Mon 17th February 2025

Type Icon Steve

The answer is rum. What was the question?

Posted: Tue 17th August 2010

Type Icon Tom

I'm going to hell, but given the multitude of my sins and the price of printer ink, I'll probably bankrupt the b*****ds

Posted: Thu 5th August 2010

Type Icon Tom

Never go commando in someone else's wetsuit.

Posted: Sat 24th July 2010

Type Icon Tom

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the tropics.

Posted: Tue 20th July 2010

Type Icon SY Jackamy T-Shirt

The world is 70% water, Sail

Posted: Tue 20th July 2010

Type Icon Tom

Tampons should have strings on them, tea bags should not.

Posted: Mon 5th July 2010

Type Icon Markus Brigstock

Tofu is proof that Nature abhorres a Vegan

Posted: Sat 19th June 2010

Type Icon Tom's misquote of the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

the pacific ocean is really big, you just won't believe how vastly hugely mind boggling big it is. I mean you may think its a long way down the street to the chemist but that's just peanuts compared with the Pacific.

Posted: Fri 11th June 2010

Type Icon Unknown

The Blue Water Rally; fixing your boat in exotic locations

Posted: Fri 11th June 2010

Type Icon Unknown Rallist

There are two sorts of yachts in Fiji, those that have hit a reef and those that are going to hit a reef.

Posted: Fri 11th June 2010

Type Icon Tom

The water is always bluer on the other side of the lagoon

Posted: Thu 3rd June 2010

Type Icon Tom (modifed from a yottie T-Shirt)

Never judge a man by the size of his ground tackle

Posted: Tue 1st June 2010

Type Icon Bill and Ted

strange things are afoot at the circle k.

Posted: Tue 1st June 2010

Type Icon Unknown

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, its possible you haven't grasped the seriousness of the situation

Posted: Tue 1st June 2010

Type Icon J.R.R.Tolkein

Not all those who wander are lost

Posted: Tue 1st June 2010

Type Icon Tom

There are three sorts of people. Optimists who think the glass is half full, Pessimists who think the glass is half empty, and sailors who don't care so long as the other half isn't in their lap.

Posted: Tue 1st June 2010

Type Icon Tom (as a Lab Tech)

I prefer to think of my self as a "Quantum Mechanic"

Posted: Tue 1st June 2010

Type Icon Tom

The water is always bluer on the other side of the Lagoon

Posted: Tue 1st June 2010

Type Icon Unknown

So many right wing Christians, so few lions

Posted: Sat 22nd May 2010

Type Icon Yottie T-Shirt

I'd rather be on the boat with a drink on the rocks, than in the drink with the boat on the rocks.

Posted: Mon 2nd June 2008

Type Icon Unknown

Only Robinson Crusoe could get all this done by Friday

Posted: Wed 16th November 2005