
Tom
When Star Trek says '...where no one as gone before' thye mean it the same what the East India compnay did.

Bill Watterson
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Tom
I'm going to hell, but given the multitude of my sins and the price of printer ink, I'll probably bankrupt the b*****ds

Tom's misquote of the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
the pacific ocean is really big, you just won't believe how vastly hugely mind boggling big it is. I mean you may think its a long way down the street to the chemist but that's just peanuts compared with the Pacific.

Unknown Rallist
There are two sorts of yachts in Fiji, those that have hit a reef and those that are going to hit a reef.

Unknown
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, its possible you haven't grasped the seriousness of the situation

Tom
There are three sorts of people. Optimists who think the glass is half full, Pessimists who think the glass is half empty, and sailors who don't care so long as the other half isn't in their lap.