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Not content with the little YouTube clips? Want the full frontal story of Tom's Travels. Well it will be coming to YouTube soon. In several episodes. Cos when I tried to make big movies my laptop runs out of memory and crashes. Powered by Windows and Adobe, nearly as good as sticking you testicles in a blender.

 RATING:
PG - May contain scenes of drinking
and some Boobies. Blue Footed ones.
 HEALTH:
May induce sea sickness, please ensure
your vessel is rolling in sync with the boats
portrayed in this movie.
Images of Tom can induce Nausea and
Vomiting. Images of where he is can 
induce extreme jealousy

Episode one, 90° of world in eight agonising minutes. Banging tunes, bad jokes and poor quality voice-overs make this the unmissable video of the year.

In this Episode:

Tom leaves work, dinghy and friends for a life on the briny. Dark Forces, principally the British Airways cabin crew's Union and Michael Fish thwart him in his plan to fly across the Atlantic. Whilst at the other end their evil allies break Island Kea's mast and sabotage the autopilot.

Fortunately Tom's mates let him stay on their boat whilst the new mast goes in and its off to the Panama Canal and the Pacific ocean.

Despite tsunami alerts and dragging anchors he makes it though the doldrums to the Enchanted Isles in record time where the wild life completely ignores him.

Does this sea lion look boverd?

Poster may look more dramatic than strictly necessary...... Description is in here because the lack of a plot tool Gandalf style character in any of my videos who can explain what's actually going on.

Watch Facebook, twitter or here or youtube for when it goes up.

Next Episode is In production, and my contain decent quality footage if I can get any data of proper video camera. So far I've had to do with only my 15fps 640*480 compact cam.

Next Episode:

 "Paradise Found" Sharks and dancing Girls (no not at the same time silly), criticism of of Hobie cats. And a topless Polynesian beauty in a waterfall.

No Animals and few yachties were harmed in the making of these videos. Camera work almost all by Tom, graphics and Indiana Jones style map by Tom with flash shoreline data from Fabiovisentin.