Do not lock your keys in the back of the armored van
OK defiantly on holiday, airport security knows me - he used to do ATM security when I used to fix them. He or one of his colleagues is source of one of may favorite phrases "Don't lock your keys in the back of the armored van" which is what they did.
Reassuringly its difficult to break into the back of one of those things - and its game over - they had to cut the hinges off. Apparently you get a lot of looks when you drive an armored van with the doors missing off the back.
Then my bag was deemed suspicious. They have a funky new scanner, I put a ladder through the old one don't recon it wound go thorough the new one - ahhhhh progress.