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Bread

Posted: Mon 14th May 2001 in Blog

HOW TO MAKE BREAD
Loaf of Bread

Recipe A

  • Loda flour
  • bita oil
  • little sugar
  • salt to taste
  • mixture of warm water and yeast
  • MASH TOGETHER INTO A LUMP
  • leave till it gets bigger somewhere warm (the tropics good)
  • squash it mash it and generally abuse it again
  • Stuff it in a tin
  • leave for another half hour (warm again)
  • Stick it in the oven for half an hour

CONSUME WITH GUSTO

See its not that hard!

Recipe B

  •  Find a suitable Jacket (this is tricky please ask a child for help)
  • Leave house (check you have your keys, this can be embarrassing)
  • Note house number you will need this later
  • Walk down the pavement giving appropriate money to big issue seller and avoiding cars (important) 
  • Look for signs saying one of the following  
    • BAKERY
    • ASDA
    • WAITROSE
    • TESCOS
    • SAFEWAY*
  • Enter the "Shop"and use "money" to buy bread.

* - I have been told that One can also get bread in something called a "Coop", one can't help thinking that this isn't a good idea, as the money used might fall into the hands of something called "honest People"

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Bread

Posted: Mon 14th May 2001 in Blog

Bread

HOW TO MAKE BREAD
Loaf of Bread

Recipe A

  • Loda flour
  • bita oil
  • little sugar
  • salt to taste
  • mixture of warm water and yeast
  • MASH TOGETHER INTO A LUMP
  • leave till it gets bigger somewhere warm (the tropics good)
  • squash it mash it and generally abuse it again
  • Stuff it in a tin
  • leave for another half hour (warm again)
  • Stick it in the oven for half an hour

CONSUME WITH GUSTO

See its not that hard!

Recipe B

  •  Find a suitable Jacket (this is tricky please ask a child for help)
  • Leave house (check you have your keys, this can be embarrassing)
  • Note house number you will need this later
  • Walk down the pavement giving appropriate money to big issue seller and avoiding cars (important) 
  • Look for signs saying one of the following  
    • BAKERY
    • ASDA
    • WAITROSE
    • TESCOS
    • SAFEWAY*
  • Enter the "Shop"and use "money" to buy bread.

* - I have been told that One can also get bread in something called a "Coop", one can't help thinking that this isn't a good idea, as the money used might fall into the hands of something called "honest People"
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