On this day in the year of our lord 2010 Mr Mrs Miss oceanhippie died as a result of MISADVENTURE involving a:

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Kangeroo Bollocks bottle opener

• Estuarine Croc (salty) 10:1
• Shark 12:1
• Box Jelly fish 20:1
• Stinger 30:1
• Spider 15:1
• Snake 9:2
• Aggravated Koala 100:1
• Randy Cassowary 1000:1
• Road Train 5:2
• Mishandled Kangaroo scrotum bottle opener 1,000,000:1 

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