Things you didn't know about me
- I caused the Bloop ('twas an exelent curry).
- I am the real king of Redonda
- I am the only thing Chuck Norris is scared of.
- I know where Lord Lucan went (he is dead now, we gave him a fantastic funeral, despite his crimes)
- I am not the Stig, sorry, but its true.
- I Gave Freddie Starr that Hamster, I still feel bad about it, poor little hammy. I had to go the pet shop and gett another one, or tales of the riverbank would have been canceled.
- I wrote the Voynich manuscript man was I drunk, no idea what its about. Seem like a good idea at the time.
- PierToPier.net broadcast the Wow! signal yes it was and accedent and yes it was my fault (and no its not the root password)
- I sort have, may of tied the mooring lines on the Marie Céleste, and I was sort of hungover that day.
- I have a good idea, but run out of imagination before I get to the customary 10 items.