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A big thank you to Brighton Sailing(Drinking) Club, who've bought me some new Olilies. Probably the most expensive and most respectable item of Clothing I own(or ever have). A very big thank you to all of you.

However....

They also gave me a "survial kit" containing:

  • rubber gloves (don't ask)
  • Vaseline (see above)  
  • Johnson's baby powder (shark repellent?)  
  • baked beans (for lack of wind)
  • wind settlers tablets (for hurricanes)
  • Primark boxer shorts  
  • deoderant
  • pulling pants (blue y fonts with pink trim.
  • dioralate
  • gaffer tape  
  • ear plugs (for the rest of the boat I believe)  
  • gloves in a bottle
  • and a gay pride whistle  
  • flavoured condoms (emergency rations?)

     

    exactly what this will help me survive is unclear, attack by a gay sea monster?

    • 50° 49.3' N, 0° 89.7' W